Early this morning, just as the sun was beginning to break over the horizon, a young, freckled man in his late teens with auburn hair and commonly seen wearing a wide smile was taken into custody after nearly a month of lying low.

This perpetrator of such heinous crimes as funkin' without a license and gettin' jiggy with it in areas clearly marked as sidewalks had tried to beat the rap for his immoral offenses countless times, and was getting more proficient at slipping between the cracks each day. But, of the multitude of pseudonyms he checked into hotels with, the culprit was going by MC Check One-Two when a bellhop named PandoraJam (hint, hint Mac users...Google it) accidentally bumped into him, sending the nefarious miscreant's signature scuffed-up iPod flying, uncovering Lincoln Nebraska's number one most wanted.

In response, all the compulsive gadabout could say was, "Each Monday you will find four freakin' fly and free songs for your enjoyment. This week I am spotlighting a few tunes that will make you feel like a criminal on the run, whether you like it or not."

Quiet Village—Circus of Horror
The Isley Brothers—Fight the Power (Pt. 2)
Braces Tower—Eleven Twelve
Booker T & The MG's—Green Onions